Weekend Happenings...

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I know..it's only Wednesday..but if I think about Saturday, the faster it will come!!!

221 SW 58th Ave.,(305) 669-8577
This is a free block party on Saturday May 9th from 2pm-5am full of local bands that have been featured in venues around Miami.

Exxotica Miami...which happens to be on Mother's Day weekend!!

P**n In The Flesh: Exxotica Miami Beach Fri to Sun, Miami Beach Convention Center, 1901 Convention Center Dr, South Beach; 305.673.7311

The East Coast's most hugely throbbing adult event, EMB's highlights include: a Fantasy Island section (meet stars, take pics, mumble); a certain alliterative Bus, its crew, and some of the girls who needed rides; plus stage shows like a wet t-shirt contest and debate between Ron Jeremy and Craig “P**n Pastor” Gross. There's also the "Search for South Fla's Hottest MILF", a Q&A session on “Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About P**n” with a panel of industry pros, and seminars in swinging, building sites, and becoming a producer; as for the not-obvious, there's MMA bouts and a live performance Sat night by 2 Live Crew, who definitely won't perform "Me So Horny". Not a chance. Tix, pics, and full schedule at ExxxoticaMiami.com

And finally, a West Palm Beach favorite is coming to wreak havoc on your abs...

Yard House Opens Opens Sunday, May 10th, Village of Merrick Park, 320 San Lorenzo Ave, Coral Gables; 305.447.9273

Yard House seems like a modern-day mead hall with big wooden rafters, tables that look like they're hard to break, 24 hi-def plasmas, and a vast supply of what you want: 5,000 gallons of beer, 130 taps, and cooled lines that keep all suds at an ideal 34-36 degrees, including choices of stuff you've probably never had, like Blue Hawaiian Hefeweizen, Oxfordshire's Hobgoblin English Ale, and a host of Cali brews including Lost Coast Apricot Wheat and BBC Strawberry Blonde. See the unbelievable beer menu at YardHouse.com


tom said...

I'm so excited about Yard House it's kinda ridiculous. About time someplace with an awesome beer selection opens in Miami. I needs me my stouts and IPA's. Thanks for the heads up.